Miss Universe

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'

Miss USA : Lamp

Miss Malaysia : Light bulb

Miss Singapore : LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'

Miss USA : Lion

Miss Malaysia : Leopard

Miss Singapore : LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'

Miss USA : Lexus

Miss Malaysia : Lamborgini

Miss Singapore : Lolls- Loyce

Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'

Miss USA : Lemon

Miss Malaysia : Lychee

Miss Singapore , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !! (durian)

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems With the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'

Miss USA : Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore : LAN CIAU !!

The Judges fainted ..!

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